Feb 26
Well, see you guys later in some other life, or possibly when I find a reason to return to this fair forum.
If anyone wishes to contact me for whatever reason, my MSN is in my sig, my MSN username is in my profile, my email is the same as my MSN and you can always find me if you type in 'Timothy Ulysses, Crusader' into Google. 
Thanks for the memories, both the good and the not so good.
"We'll miss you guys. *sniff* Ah, I think I have something in my eye..."
LC and Timothy Ulysses, signing off for the last time. *salute*
Posted at 6:00 am · 2 comments
Feb 17
http://sonicblast.org/blog/main/582/1/
Read it.
Be amazed.
Laugh.
Discover just how truly wierd I can get when I feel like it.
Eat cake.
Posted at 5:36 am · 1 comment
Aug 23
For the past three days, the only members to post were Shadic, dragongirl and myself. And Spirit, who posted maybe twice.
It's scary... I feel like this site is slowly dying away, it's life essences fading faster than I can track. Certain members have been absent for weeks, some for months and not too long ago one of the Veterans left us for good.
Is this a sign of the end times for SS.net? I sure as heck hope not.
...
If it IS, however, can I be the new top mod?
"You'll never change..."
Leviathan Crusader, signing off... hopefully not for the last time.
Posted at 6:21 am · 1 comment
Jun 07
*a sniper shot rings out and a Spartan's short-lived cry of pain quickly follows*
Game: GAME OVER.
BOOM! Headshot! That's 30 to 25, Tim old bean, match OVAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"Actually, I think you'll find that's round over. There's still four rounds left."
And? That's only two more wins for me to win! Ahem, or three for you to win. But NOTHING can beat me!
"Not while you're running around with a shotgun and a rocket launcher. Don't you EVER use anything else?"
... I use the sniper rifle occasionally...
"As previously demonstrated. But if you hadn't used the rocket launcher so much, I would have beaten you easily."
I also use the battle rifle... (once in a blue moon)... Besides, isn't the point of the game to win at all costs?
"No."
Actually, that's what it says on the game type description. It also says 'Be a winner, not a weiner' and winners use the rocket launcher! With it's revolutionary grip and sleek new design, you'll LOVE the USNC M19 SSM Rocket Launcher! At only $99.50, it's a STEAL! *peace sign*
"... That was the lamest joke I've ever heard."
Well it was appropriately timed, eh?
"You know, any 'professional' Halo player would label you, excuse my language, a 'rocket whore'."
Well screw them! They're all SMG whores! 'Ooh! Look at me pwning all the players with my piddly weapon of piddlyness!' You wanna know something, Tim? If Bingie-
"Bungie."
BUNGIE hadn't stuffed up the Halo 1 pistol, I'd be running about with that... and WINNING too! But nooooo! They had to turn it into the Pisstol! Worst weapon in the game! So now, I'm entitled to my rocket kil-
Game: GAME OVER.
Say what?
"Ha! While you were talking, I spawn camped you into next week!"
W... j... huh... bu... ha... hahahaha! Tim! You're finally learning the way of the true Halo master! Hi fiiiive!
LC, signing off. Now, how about that third round, eh?
Posted at 5:00 am · 1 comment
Jun 03
Archives.
Bane of mankind's very existence.
Now, I'm not talking about the good kind of archives; you know, where museums and libraries keep their cool, secret stuff. I mean the Zetaboards PM archives. Pointless. Bloody. Things.
Now, you're probably sitting there thinking "LC, you b-tch too much man. Just be happy you've even got a blog to b-tch on."
You know what? I don't care. Because I'm OCD, and I'm allowed to be a perfectionist. Well, I haven't been clinically diagnosed yet, but give it until my next visit to the psychologist.
Um... that's not a regular thing, just so you know.
"Nice one, Lev. Now everyone will think you're a whack-job."
And why would they think that?
"Because your previous comments made it sound like you were some mentally deranged kid who has to see his therapist every two weeks. The fact that you talk to your own RP character kinda makes it even worse."
I can punch you.
"Not the face!"
Moving on, I am NOT insane, before you ask. This is just my attempt at amusement. Primarily, to amuse myself. Amusing others is but a secondary objective, a sub-quest, the cherry on top. You get the idea.
The OCD thing is probably true though. Probably.
Leviathan Crusader, signing o- hey, I wasn't I talking about archives?
...
Meh.
Leviathan Crusader, signing off.
Posted at 4:59 am · No comments
Jun 02
Hey, wow, the blog works! Finally. Now to figure out what it does...
"You do know what a blog is, don't you LC?"
Oh, hi Tim! Everyone, meet my partner and fancharacter, Timothy Ulysses. Say hi, Tim!
"Yes, hello. Lev, a blog is a place where you write down your feelings, your opinions on things, stuff like that."
Oh, you mean like a diary?
"Y... yyyyeah, I suppo-"
I HATE DIARIES! DAIRIES SUCK!
"*sigh* Here we go again... Look, how about you let me demonstrate. It'll be a lot quicker (and a lot less trouble, yeesh!)."
Okay, if you say so...
"Right. So, our first blog, a whole... aaaaah, say half a year since we first arrived?"
Yeah, yeah that's right.
"Amazing how much stuff you can get away with on this Zetaboards..."
ZETABOARDS SUCKS!
O'Malley: YOU SUCK! *fires pistol*
Oho! You hack of a Red vs Blue reference! Come here and say that to my face! *charges*
"*sigh* Oh dear... this blog is going to be hell... LC! I don't think that twists that way! I guess I'd better stop him before he kills or horribly mutilates someone. Timothy Ulysses, signing off."
Posted at 4:23 am · 2 comments